My... place to dump weird thoughts

All of Crowley’s moments can be found on this venn diagram

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Watching Good Omens and just realized that, maybe, if Aziraphale had not stopped to talk with Crowley in Rome and invited him to get oysters, we could be watching a completely different story, or maybe for completely different perspectives 🤧😭

Because up to that point it was always Crowley approaching him and that moment was the first time he approached Crowley first

good morning its 8am and im sobbing about how terry pratchetts hat and scarf are hung up in aziraphales shop "just in case he ever comes back to get them" and the fact that the hat and scarf had a reserved seat and a bag of popcorn at the premiere and the fact that neil and terry were going to be in the background of the sushi scene but when terry passed neil didnt feel right being in it alone so he just didnt and the fact that they put references to terry in as many places as possible in the show and th

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You can thank @itolerate for this post that inspired this drawing with them as Bert and Ernie!

“The archangel Gabriel has departed for Earth.”

Uriel or Michael: Earth?? But where???

[Cut to Crowley and Aziraphale in a Shrek 2 “Accidentally In Love” montage]

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Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things

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like this

I was trying to bore my 4 y.o. grandsone to sleep last night by counting slowly outloud 1 to 200. Around 170 he asks "are you just making stuff up?"

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

"birds aren't dinosaurs" ❌ wrong, misinformed, way too common

"all vertebrates evolved from fish, and are therefore technically fish" ✅ mischievous, technically true if you look at it from the right angle, demonstrates how cladistics work

"whales are fish but not for the reason you might think" 😈 this is funny to me specifically

Whales technically being fish is the funniest about face evolution has given us

there's no such thing as a fish, but all mammals are fish, and whales are fish because they're mammals

IM A FISH??

once the magic spell starts taking place, then yes

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Oh god…..I can already feel the spell taking effect……………………………………..I can…………………feel the fish flowing through me………………………………….

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O-Oh god…………………what is…………………happening to me……………….?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFUUUCCCCKKKKK IT HURTS SO BAD AAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP OH GOD PLEASE HAVE MERCY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That's not the kind of fish you are ;)

Try this on instead, it might fit better:

A lungfishALT

just sayin'

This should be taught in school.